You Must Be In The Computer Industry If...

You Must Be In The Computer Industry If...

1. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers.

2. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket or multiple photo copies in your briefcase .

3. When someone asks you what you do for a living, you lie.

4. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

5. Your biggest loss from a systems crash is that you lose your best jokes and pictures.

6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

7. It's dark on your drive to and from work.

8. Fun is when "projects" are assigned to someone else.

9. Communication is something your "group" is having problems with.

10. You see a good-looking person and know it's a visitor.

11. They always seem to promote the least competent person in the group.

12. All real work is done prior to 9:00 am and after 5:00 pm.

13. You're already late on the assignment you just received.

14. Your boss's favorite lines are:a. "When you get a few minutes."b. "In your spare time"c. "I have an opportunity for you."

15. 50% of the people in your company do not know what you do.

16. 50% of the people in your company do not care what you do.

17. 50% of the people in your company do not know what they do.

18. The guy that used to sit next to you has left and gone back to hisoriginal job ' Brick laying ' as it pays more !

19. CHANGE IS THE NORM!

20. The new management staff always seem to come from some other industry other than a
related one .

21. Nepotism is encouraged.

22. You read this entire list AND UNDERSTAND IT!

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