Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Sick In Church

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.

"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No," her mother replied.

"Well, I think I have to throw up!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.'"

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Lame : Doctor's Office

In the doctors office two patients are talking.

"You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake."

"A sponge!" exclaims the other. "And do you feel much pain"

"No pain at all," says the first, "but do I get thirsty!"

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Sunday, September 03, 2006

CNN Blooper - Wireless Mic On in Toilet while Bush Giving Live Speech

This is so funny!!

The anchor for CNN “Live From” Ms Kyra Phillips transmited an open mike conversation while President George Bush was doing a Live speech in New Orleans.
Kyra’s wireless microphone was turned on and picked up about a minute and a half of a muffled conversation she had with an unidentified woman where she talked about her husband, laughed and talked about her brother.

“I’ve got to be protective of him,” she said without being aware that the mic was on. “He’s married, three kids, and his wife is just a control freak.” CNN anchor Daryn Kagan broke into the telecast immediately afterward updating viewers on what Bush had been saying.

WOW!! What a Blooper! Watch the Video below!




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Friday, September 01, 2006

Zidane Head Butting - revisited

Many of you may have seen the actual thing on TV during the World Cup finals of Zidane head butting Marco Materazzi.

But did you ensure that your satelite showed you the other versions of that shot?


As seen by the Germans :


















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As seen by the Italians :
























As seen by the Americans :























As reported by the press :


























Watch this re-edited Video of Zidane




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