Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

If you know Mandarin & Hokkien, you should be laughing in seconds .....

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before


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Facial Exercises to Destress

Got this from a friend.. and i think its hilarious.

I hope the gif animation works on blogger (sometimes it doesn't).

See how u can de-stress, by following the Facial exercises below. :)

Let me know if it works :)

Facial Exercise

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Can't Wait to Watch Jet Li & Jackie Chan Fight!!!

Oooooh can't wait for The Forbidden Kingdom. I mean its the best of the best of the best kung fu action stars fighting!! :) WOO HOO!!

Was trying to catch some cool wall papers of Jet Li & Jackie Chan in action, but unfortunately the official website only has boring single shot photos of the main characters. Sigh! They should have taken opportunity to have some cool fight scenes as wallpaper copies, i am sure more people would have downloaded them!!

Anyway . .its showing tomorrow on Malaysian shores, and i can't wait to go watch it!


Watch the Trailer below. Looking gooooood!!





[tags : delephant movie jetli jackie chan the forbidden kingdom ]

When Ads are Following You

This must be a new way of advertising. Nowadays we are so exposed to Ads. Mebbe OVER Exposed to all ads everywhere we turn, when we drive!

Was amazed when i saw this Green Truck outside of Tesco today which was displaying a HUGE TV screen with something running on it. AMAZING!!

Here's a Close Up!!

Now we will have advertisements following after us wherever we go!!

ARGGGGHH!!

On the UP Side... we received a FREE KFC meal today from

KFC's anniversary launch. So we got to makan some yummy yummy

foood for FREE! :) YAY!

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Planet Shakers, Hillsong United, Passion 268 Concerts in Malaysia

2008 is an Amazing Year! This is the first time i believe in this history of Malaysia where three awesome Christian bands will be coming to bless the churches in Malaysia.

In April we have Planet Shakers doing a concert in both FGA & City Church KL.

In May we have Hillsong United doing a concert in Glad Tidings PJ.

In August we have Passion World Tour duing a concert in KL (venue to be advised).


And we're talking about key people like Joel Houston from Hills, Chris Tomlin and Louie Giglio will be gracing the shores of Malaysia. Its gonna be an awesome time of celebration and praise. So block the dates and get ready to celebrate.

Click on the links for more details! :)


Malaysia Christian Concerts 2008






Planet Shakers - 12 & 13 April 2008








Hillsong United - 28 May 2008








Passion - 3 August 2008









[tags : delephant worship hillsong united concert malaysia tour glad tidings planet shakers concert malaysia 2008 passion passion world tour 2008 passion in malaysia chris tomlin in malaysia Louie Giglio in malaysia]

New Stuff on my HTC TyTNII - SPC Mobile, Jeyo SMS & TouchPal

WOOOO HOOOO! I am really happy, managed to install three new applications on my HTC TyTNII today!! And I feel that it really brings my phone to the next level!!

I installed the SPC Mobile Shell, Jeyo Mobile Extender (SMS Application with Outlook) and TouchPal.

Wah liau all three applications are really brilliant. Let me give u a BRIEF on what they can do and why i absolutely LOVE it!

1. The first application that I installed today was the SPC Mobile Shell. Tks to Danny Tan, who showed off his HTC P3600i yesterday and i literally mean "SHOW OFF" his Now Screens. They are absolutely FAB and Super cool. They GUI makes it feel like the whole screen changes as if you're reading a book, where the page turns from left to right or right to left. And when you click on the folders, it just unfolds out!!

The above two screen shots really do not do justice, i was trying to find a gif animation to show u what i meant, but can't find it!! Boo Hoo! Come and check out my phone and u will know what i mean!!

2. The second application that i installed today was the TouchPal. If you read my earlier post, i thought i found the best T9 Keypad for a HTC Phone, the HTC PhonePad 1.0, but after listening to both Andrew & Daniel ... actually more of Daniel yesterday when he showcased what the Touch Pal could do, then i realize.. yups this is the BEST!!

First of all its a QWERTY Keyboard, which may look confusing at a glance, but after using it a bit, its so great, cos u can SLIDE on the keypad. For example if u look at the scren above, if u want to type number one, u press on the "q w" key and just slide up to get to "1". Its really fun and easy to use!

The ONE UP over PhonePad is that it can save all your own words. Well PhonePad allows u to save it temporary, but once u soft-reset its all gone. This one stays! :) U shud try it out if u are like me and love to type with one hand, and not use the stylus all the time.

3. The third application that i installed today was not on my HTC TyTNII, but rather on my Desktop PC. I finally found an application that syncs with your phone SMS, and its absolutely brilliant!! Its called the Jeyo Mobile Extender.

Well ... u can't really see much from it on this screen. The above is just a header of the Outlook 2007 tooldbar. And the Jeyo Mobile Extender just installs itself there. Each time u plug in your phone, it will automatically sync, and retrieve all your SMS from your phone into outlook!

The best part is that u can now send SMS out via Outlook! Its really brilliant!!

Actually the Bestest part for me is that i can now SAVE all my SMS! :) And still keep my phone inbox empty. WOO HOO!!


I love Windows Mobile Phones!! :)


[tags : delephant HTC TyTNII wm6 pocket pc windows mobile ]

Exhange Lelong Points for Cash $$$

I had the strangest email two days ago! A dude emailed me and asked me if i wanted to Convert my Lelong Points (or Lelong money) into REAL Cash!!

Ah but why not?

I checked out his lelong site and he's a hard core seller on lelong with dozens of pages selling almost anything u want.

I was curious why he wanted my Lelong Points?

And then he graciously replied that he needed the lelong points to help him pay off things that he auctions off on lelong.com.my


Hmmmmm...... anyone done this before? Should i?





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