Why do women change after marriage?

First of all i must say that i was rather surprised when Sue emailed this out. I mean these sorta things normally comes from Sean the king of lame, but anyway, i guess he's infectious and there are many lamers out there.

If you're lame you will enjoy this one.

Why do women change after marriage?


Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before, got their behaviour and life-style changed once their vows were exchanged. Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.


When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . .


Then finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.
She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks, 'I'll alter him.'



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