Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

If you know Mandarin & Hokkien, you should be laughing in seconds .....

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before


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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe thats why I can't understand instructions translated from Chinese to English :-)
http://town-n-country.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's funny at all. Frankly, it's quite racist. Why can't the Chinese have Christian names?

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